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April 15, 2017
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Things I’ve given up in 2017:

1. Organized Religion

2. New Years resolutions from 2015

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October 02, 2016
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ink-phoenix:

Jill Stein is an antivaxxer and Johnson wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade …but sure keep telling me how viable they are after you googled ‘third party candidate’ for .7 seconds on your phone. Go to bed.

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October 02, 2016
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queen-beastie: “ unbelievable ”

queen-beastie:

unbelievable

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October 02, 2016
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macddennis:

Duct tape, zip ties, and gloves. I have to have my tools! 

I brought my cat-o’-nine-tails.

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September 26, 2016
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"We are opening a post office"

— Donald Trump 2016 (via godpenis)

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September 26, 2016
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winemom:

winemom:

[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said

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September 18, 2016
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I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again

finallythebest:

Fuck

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September 18, 2016
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aestheticsista:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

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September 13, 2016
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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September 13, 2016
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