Things I’ve given up in 2017:

1. Organized Religion

2. New Years resolutions from 2015

ink-phoenix:

Jill Stein is an antivaxxer and Johnson wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade …but sure keep telling me how viable they are after you googled ‘third party candidate’ for .7 seconds on your phone. Go to bed.

(via jakethenry)

queen-beastie:
“ unbelievable
”

macddennis:

Duct tape, zip ties, and gloves. I have to have my tools! 

I brought my cat-o’-nine-tails.

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"We are opening a post office"

— Donald Trump 2016 (via godpenis)

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winemom:

winemom:

[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said

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I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again

finallythebest:

Fuck

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aestheticsista:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

(Source: mic.com, via alexander)

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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(Source: twitter.com, via confirmance)